More Grandpa Bob Name: Grandpa Bob Grandpa Harold was known to stop at the local pub and tip a few after supper. He was trying to clean up his act and enrolled in some night classes at the local technical college. Things were going fine, until the school computer mailed him a notice stating that he had missed three nights in a row. He called the office and sure enough, they found a computer error. "Don't worry Harold," the secretary said, "We'll get that computer settled down yet." Grandpa replied, "Computer! Who is gonna settle down my wife!" Grandpa Jonathan tells us he'd like to see a new diet plan called "Reducing Roulette." You could buy a six-pack of diet soda and one of the cans would contain a beer." I overheard this comment while eating at a local fast food joint. One senior citizen who was conversing with another remarked, "I'm going to Florida where two ice cubes at a time is all the winter I'll ever see." Bill, a not-yet grandparent friend of mine, told me this cute story the other morning. When his daughter, now 14, was a toddler he had the habit of giving her kiss before he went off to work each day. One morning the child was sitting in the high chair with a face coated with excess oatmeal as dad bent down to peck her on the cheek. Trying to clean off a spot for dad to kiss, she grabbed his brand new tie and wiped her mouth. Yes, dad changed the tie. Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.