More Grandpa Name: Grandpa Bob A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother: Dear Grandmother, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday. With love, Mike Talking with his grandson about college life, Grandpa Joe asked about the food: "Is it buffet style or do they serve you at tables?" He answered, "Buffet." Grandpa went on, "But what if the pie runs out before the last person in line gets to it?" "Gramps," said the student, "They don't make those soupy pies like Grandma does." This past Halloween I answered the doorbell and confronted a little girl about 3-years-old. She had on a very cute witch costume. As she opened her bag to receive the goodies, I notice a mask in the bag. "Why don't you wear your mask?" I questioned. She turned red and whispered, "I'm scared of it." Grandma and Grandpa Harris wanted to entertain just the grandchildren this past Thanksgiving. Before dinner Grandma made a lengthy speech about being thankful for her extra-special blessings, their four grandchildren. Two seconds after she stopped speaking, all hell broke loose and the kids were yelling and grabbing for the home-made rolls. Grandma sat there, eyes closed with a tight squint on her face. When asked what was the matter, she replied, "I'm just praying for a little patience to handle these darn blessings." Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.