You Aren't the Worst Name: Gerrad Thomason            Eric, a friend of mine, bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating the computer, he decided to call the help line. A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked. All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar. After studying the keyboard, Eric said; "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it.            A week later, Eric again had problems and called the help line. An instructor was then sent to his house for training. But after a few minutes, Eric's head was spinning. "You don't need to go any further," he sighed, I don't understand a thing."            To cheer him up, the instructor said: "Hey, there are people who understand a lot less than you. Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!" FAVORITE WEB SITE: OLGA Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.