Grandpa Bob Name: Grandpa Bob            Lauri and Mike recently had their first child, Mike Junior. Together with the insurance benefits and all their savings they paid the medical bills plus purchased the kid some toys and clothes. The couple was discussing how to meet their other financial situation one night, when the baby demanded a diaper change. Lauri got up and complained, "Junior is the only thing in this house that's paid for, and he leaks."            Reminiscing about the past, Grandpa Jim was telling his three grandchildren about his fireman days. "Do you know why we had a dalmatian dog along with us on the fire runs?" he asked. Jack responded, "To keep the crowds back, Grandpa?" "No," said Laurie, "It was for good luck." But 6-year-old Brandon thought he had the best answer when he blurted out, "No I know ... they used those dogs to find the fire hydrants. Right, Grandpa."            My son's sister-in-law has a 3-year-old daughter, Katie. Recently Katie and her mother went out for pizza. There was a battle over Katie's drink. She wanted soda, and mother strongly suggested water. The child wound up with a glass of water with her pizza. Before they began eating, mother had turned away for a second. Katie used that time to grab a meatball off the pizza and plop it into her water glass, complaining, "Mommy there's a meatball in my water. It's all dirty and I can't drink it. Now kin I have soda?" Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.