100 in a 65 zone Name: John Green Jr.            Years ago a friend was driving his late '60s muscle car on a turnpike at about 100 MPH. Soon an officer pulled him over and sternly stated, "License and registration."            Several minutes later he returned with a written warning for driving 100 in a 65 zone.            The offender said, "Not to be disrespectful, but how do you decide when to give a ticket and when to give a written warning?"            The officer stated, "It depends on ... the nature of the offense ... the condition of the road ... the weather ... the attitude of the offender ... or in this case I'm out of tickets." FAVORITE WEB SITE: Creem Magazine Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.