Welcome "Grandpa Bob" Name: Grandpa Bob E-mail: rockblly@bellsouth.com            Back in the 1980s when I first became a grandfather, I started a syndicated newspaper column, "Grandpa Bob." Inspired by my grandchild, the theme was the funny things that kids, parents, and grandparents say and do.            If it's all right with this web site, I'd like to submit some of my stories from time to time. Here a couple of cute sample bits. Hope you enjoy 'em.            In a small Illinois town the children were invited to participate in the ground-breaking ceremony for a new Sunday school building. Each child turned over a small shovelful of dirt. Later in the day one of the little girls was asked by her grandfather, "What happened at church this morning?'' She answered, "We dug for a new school, but didn't find it."            Grandma Irene of Wisconsin shares the following ... Granddaughter Colleen, with all the wisdom of a six year old, explained to grandma the cycle of life. This is her version as told on a summer afternoon visit, "First you go to school, Then you go to high school, Then you get married, Then you have children, Then you're a grandma, Then you die ... and you know what, Grandma? You don't have far to go!" FAVORITE WEB SITE: everythingmac.com - Top 100 Links Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.