Sometimes Don't Ask Name: Henry W. Farkas            Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? I hope you remember my story when they start getting frustrated.            My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on his case constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me. Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied, but I knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.            Soo.........            I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled: "SEE, IT'S JUST GAS!!" While several people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.            I was mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had. FAVORITE WEB SITE: A Commonplace Book Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.