Upset Airline Flight Attendant Name: The Editor E-mail: info@talentondisplay.com            A frequent flyer friend said that this is purported to be a true story spoken by a disgruntled Southwest Airlines employee. Sounds like it could be very true.            Supposedly on one flight the stewardess made the usual preflight announcement with a bit of humor.            She said, "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.            "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now, which one you love more.            "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." FAVORITE WEB SITE: Twang Town Message Board Send Us Your Story: Access the Submission Form Here HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.