"I'm the Opening Act" Bill Morrison ай 2004 - February 11, 2004 We arrived too late for the sound check I hope everyone can hear We'll sound a whole lot better When the rest of the band gets here Yes sir, all of the stars showed up They travel in busses you know Heard they got beds and toilets on board That must take lots of dough Me and the band use a U-Haul We sleep in it after our shows I wish them things had showers And they get really cold when it snows Got me a manager in Nashville Told me I'd have a bus someday By then I'll be too old to drive Opening acts don't get much pay It's really great being around the stars So I guess I shouldn't complain But you know it sure would be nice If just one could remember my name I've heard stars have bad memories And I believe that's a natural fact I guess they can't remember saying "Hello ... I'm The Opening Act" Back to the "Take Note" Main Page HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: CHECK ON THIS FINE PRINTING COMPANY: Promotional Products, Discount Labels, Post-it Notes, Rubber Stamps, etc.